Saturday, March 24, 2012

Team Obama: Keepin' it Classy.

You can buy elections, but you can't buy class.

The official Obama Campaign web store is now offering a t-shirt to celebrate his wildly popular health care take over.

"Stand with President Obama by reminding your friends and family that health care reform is still a BFD."

This is awesome. Team Obama is so down with pop culture, they just dropped an F-bomb acronym. And to dazzle us with their technological acumen, they even announced it via the Tweetisphere.

The good news: All the mindless fools that supported Team O and his ultimate wealth spreading scheme (single payer health insurance) can now be made more easily recognizable in their idiot shirts.

The shirt is 100% cotton, with a unisex fit, whatever that means.

See more at HotAir

Thursday, March 22, 2012

A History Lesson From (D) Congressman Keith Ellison

S#!t Spreaders of the World Unite.

via Breitbart Surveillance video captured Occupy Wall Street demonstrators just before 8 p.m. on March 14 dragging large quantities of human urine and feces in containers to an open-air plaza at the corner of Nassau and Cedar Streets in Lower Manhattan, then pouring the waste down the stairs there. In a separate incident the same night, approximately 20 minutes later, one of the suspects entered a Chase ATM vestibule on Water Street and poured the human waste inside the vestibule.

According to NYPD sources: “A witness provided a license plate number of the van used to transport the waste and Jordan Brooks Amos, 25, of Philadelphia, PA its registered owner, was apprehended March 16 on Wall Street and charged with Unlawful Possession of Noxious Matter (human urine and feces) and Aggravated Unlicensed Operation of Motor Vehicle. Police also recovered a stun gun from inside the vehicle.”

Occupiers: what is your end game?

If you think a revolution of the Russian variety will solve all your ills, think again, you will merely be at the bottom of a much, much crappier barrel.

Nooooo sweets for you!

Putting the Nanny in Nanny state. NYC bans "unhealthy" food at homeless shelters.

via Daily Caller New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg is once again stirring a national debate on government-mandated healthy eating with a prohibition of high-calorie food donations to city-run homeless shelters.

Concerned that other municipalities may implement copycat policies if this policy prevails, activists on the political left and right are pushing back against Bloomberg, hoping to get the prohibition overturned.

“They will back down only if we keep the heat up,” Jeff Stier, a senior fellow at the National Center for Public Policy Research, told The Daily Caller. “We’re encouraging people to donate the highest quality health food they can to shelters.”

Anti-fatty foods activists, who helped push through the city’s ban on trans-fat foods in its restaurants and bars a few years ago, are pleased with the Bloomberg precedent, however. They hope his policy could lead to radical new laws around the nation to ban fatty food consumption, much like cigarette smoking has been banned in restaurants and offices.

The source of the new ban is a mayor’s office policy memorandum. Stier obtained a copy of the memo just weeks ago after being tipped off by a local cleric who said that his religious organization was being bullied by the city for providing food that allegedly contained too much salt and fat content to the homeless or near-homeless, senior citizens who were too aged to work, and recovering drug addicts and alcoholics.

“Churches and synagogues have been bringing food to city shelters for decades,” said Stier, a lawyer and a former official in Mayor Rudolph Giuliani’s administration. “Now they’re being turned away. Shelter managers told them they were forbidden by the city’s homeless department bureaucrats from accepting the food. The charities had to throw away the food.”

The city’s new policy seeks to prescribe the kinds of food that homeless who live in its shelters can eat, and prohibits high-fat, high-calorie foods, as well as certain kinds of condiments, Stier told TheDC.

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

When Liberals Attack.

Christ Rock attacks a cameraman... But in his defense, the guy did ask a question about a comment Chris made, so I think he had it coming.

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

The Obama administration says "take the stories down" and the media says "how high?"

Anyone else nervous that the White House tells news agencies to remove articles... and they do it?! For some reason I seriously doubt that the Bush administration could have made a similar request and the Huffington Post would've complied.

What am I rambling about you ask? Well, Obama's oldest daughter Malia went to Mexico with 12 of her friends, you know, as all 13 year old girls do and shortly after reporting the story, the reports started mysteriously disappearing... Now I'm not even going to ask how much this is going to cost the tax payers, cause I'm sure 25 secret service agents, a private jet and a oh so cool hotel stay come cheap. My main concern is that the media only reports what the Obama's want them to and yes I remember the 2008 election, so I shouldn't be surprised but this even goes above and beyond the normal biased media I am used to.

Read The Blaze article here

Oh Joe...

When talking about the Bin Laden raid Joe Biden said, “You can go back 500 years. You cannot find a more audacious plan. Never knowing for certain. We never had more than a 48 percent probability that he was there.”

Someone needs to tell him about a little known thing called D-day... Well and hundreds of other military "plans"... And they say Palin is stupid.
Read Hot Air's take on it here

Liberals get drowned out by a bunch of high school kids.

Maybe there is hope for the next generation after all!

Read the full blaze story here

Glenn Beck's The Road We've Traveled

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

I think Chris Matthews needs to look up the word Cult.

And while he's at it, he might want to add unbiased and journalist.

The Religion of Peace... 86 the Peace.

"Asia Bibi’s tale has been a long and tragic one. The Pakistani woman has been detained for nearly three years after being charged with blasphemy for allegedly disparaging the name of the Prophet Mohammed. The penalty for talking negatively about Islam’s leader? Death."...

“Bibi is still awaiting a ruling on the appeal of her death sentence and has been moved to an isolated cell without any windows, sink or toilet because of Muslim threats against her life,” reads a press release announcing the book."

Read the full article here

Obama's Transformation to Dictator is Almost Complete.

To complete the transformation all he needs to do is get rid of that pesky constitution and have the main stream media only report about him in a positive way and lie or sweep things under the rug when needed... So in other words all he needs to do is get rid of the constitution...

This flag was outside a Florida Democratic Party headquarters.

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Let them eat ice cream

Al Gore+ South by Southwest = Government's Problems Solved

Al Gore went to SXSW to talk about government? Well... See when a liberal talks to a group of people about "government" that is usually code for "you wanna protest something?". So it's not surprising that in his push for getting the crowd into government he mentioned a new movement (funny how their movements always involve sitting) called Occupy Government. I know, catchy. And what ever happened to Occupy Global Warming? Anyway, when some people think about SXSW they think of unwashed 20 something's that take a break from sleeping on their parents couches for a killer weekend (even though to them every day is a weekend) of sun, music and a crap ton of pot. But to liberals that just means potential. To be fair, the article does say that Gore also brought up the internet, that must have been amazing for the audience! I mean, can you imagine listening to Edison talk about light bulbs? Ok, so that would be boring, but you get my inventor joke, right? “Our democracy has been hacked,” said Gore, framing Washington gridlock and the effects of special interest money in digital terms. Well if anyone knows about special interest money, I'd say it's Gore. Read the article here

Monday, March 12, 2012

Gym Memberships for all!

I am so sick of conservatives trying to control us. They are trying to say that the government shouldn't mandate that all insurance companies cover contraceptives? Who are they to say that I can't make other people pay for decisions I make? It only makes sense that if everyone would stop being greedy and just pitch in, then those of us who want to use contraceptives could get them free!

This brings me to my next complaint... Can anyone tell me why we have to pay for our own gym memberships? I want to work out, but I can't afford the membership fees. There are only 2 ways to solve this issue.

1) The government should mandate that all health care providers cover gym memberships.
2) The government should take over and run all of the gyms throughout the country and just allow free access to those that can't afford to pay taxes. The people that already pay taxes can clearly afford to pay their own membership fees, because they make enough to pay taxes. It totally makes sense!

It's not fair that I don't get to work out just because I can't afford to pay the fees to those greedy capitalist that care more about their profits than my personal physique! Now I know what the conservatives are going to say... Why should we pay for you to work out! We are greedy and only like to sit on piles of money and watch people suffer. My answer is, stop being greedy and quit trying to control my life!

The justice department thinks we're stupid.

Justice Department files objection to Texas voter ID law

The Justice Department's civil rights division has objected to the new photo ID requirement for voters in Texas, saying many Hispanic voters lack state-issued identification.

The department says the state has failed to show that the newly enacted law has neither a discriminatory purpose nor effect.

In a letter to Texas officials, the Justice Department says Hispanic voters in Texas are as much as 120 percent more likely than non-Hispanic voters to lack a driver's license or personal state-issued photo ID.

Uhhhhhh, yuh think?

Saturday, March 10, 2012

The new face of the occupy movement.

Aside from the obvious 500 jokes that easily write themselves, the most hilarious part is that they sing about wanting the government out of their "womb" while simultaneously asking the government to give them free contraception, which technically would put the government exactly where they said they didn't want them. I get dizzy just thinking about it. I would say that they can't really be that stupid, but with a straight face..., I can't.

Friday, March 9, 2012

Sad Clowns and their money are easily parted.

This video, created by ShePAC is for all intents and purposes, awesome. Since Bill Marharharhar's show is on HBO a large majority of people don't really get to see what the shameless little pig is up to and wouldn't be troubled by the fact that 1 million of his disgusting dollar bills are going to help get someone elected.

This video did an excellent job of capturing the double standards of the left. My prediction is that eventually the super PAC will give back the dirty money, but probably only after waiting an uncomfortable amount of time. Which is fine by me, the longer they wait, the dumber (and weaker) they will look when they have to give it back.


Well, at least Peeeeerz called him out on it.

White Men Can't Jump... Or Chant USA

A group of high school students were punished for chanting USA,USA after their team won a game. Although they have chanted these very letters from post victories before without being branded a bunch of racists, this time it was different. Here's the break down. Alamo Heights (K.K.K. lite) is a mostly white high school (I know, I'm disgusted already)and they played an old Indiana game known to the commoners as basketball against Edison High that is a mostly Hispanic school. After they won, the fans (including Hispanic kids) started chanting USA before being stopped by the coach because of the obvious hate speech. Thank goodness he did stop the kids, we all know that the USA chant is always followed by lighting crosses on fire while wearing pillow cases... Like I mentioned before, Alamo Heights had chanted USA in previous victories against white schools so I seriously doubt this was a race thing, but the super-d-duper-intendent apologized to Edison and the kids that chanted can't go to anymore games. Side note, Edison fans were reported as chanting "Alamo Whites" before the USA chants but apparently that's fine. To summarize, I don't think they are racist for chanting USA but they are racist for wearing "white" uniforms.
Read the article that started my rant here

Cough Drops. The New BC.

What do I do when I see a racist professor?.. I hug him!

Real nice Barack, real nice...

Thursday, March 8, 2012

This SNL skit is high-larious

Wait... This is for real? I don't know which is worse, that someone wrote a book about this or that someone made it into a movie. Actually what's worse/embarrassing is that the author of this is one of Obama's mentors! Well done Professor Bell, you have now made Jeremiah Wright look intelligent and low key.

See the crazy movie here

Wednesday, March 7, 2012

Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Ute givers...

Utah wants it's land back! Right now more than half of Utah is federal land. What the?? Utah governor Herbert is fed up with the feds and is trying to get the federal government to relinquish the land by 2014. I've never really understood why the federal government has more rights or say, about what happens with land than the actual state the land is in does. Look at North Dakota, if the land they are drilling in was owned by the federal government I have no doubt they wouldn't have given them permission to drill, which has given the state a great kick start to their economy and a crap ton of money. Call me crazy but I think the state government knows what's better for it's people and land that the federal government does. It says in the article that Arizona is giving the same deadline to the feds. Oh how I love Jan Brewer! Read the article here

Pelosi Attacks GOP For Not Following The Bible... No I'm Serious

Well I lost that bet. I would have never known the left knew what was in The Bible at all, let alone being able to quote it. Again they use religion when it suits them and act like we are religious nuts the other 364 days of the year.

Read the Article Here

Obama's sensitive to people's religion... Well certain religions

Monday, March 5, 2012

Yogi waits for his welfare pic-a-nic basket.

Liberal hypocrisy at it's finest.

So the end of the world as we know it (sorry for getting the R.E.M. song stuck in your head) has now come to pass because yes, Rush Limbaugh called someone a slut. Which is weird because all the liberals I know can't tell me enough that Rush is a hack and nobody cares what he says... But oddly enough that is ALL I have heard about the last few days. The liberals are outraged that a male talk show host called a woman a slut... Wait, I mean they are outraged that a conservative male talk show host called a liberal woman a slut, cause I don't remember a big deal being made (and by that I mean at the very least a few facebook status') when MSNBC talk show host Ed Shultz (liberal)called Laura Ingraham (conservative) a slut. So besides the politics, whats the difference? It's just another ploy by the left to change the subject, we want to talk about the economy, gas prices and the unemployment rate and they want to talk about women not getting free birth control and the fact that Rush called someone a name. Which is more important to you?

Forget Newt, Mitt or Rick, I'm voting for this lady!

Yes, I know this is an old video but I love how she takes on Chris Matthews and random liberal professor. Dare I say after watching Dana, a thrill ran up my leg?

Fluke's a phony. Say that fives times fast.

Turns out Fluke is a 30 year old women's rights activist that knew of Georgetown's policy on contraception and that may be the reason she went to the University in the first place, just so she could fight the good fight and maybe get a little air time while she's at it. Don't tell me the left pushed someone into the limelight before vetting them! Next thing you know they'll do the same with a presidential nominee... Even if the Boxers and Pelosis of the left put her in front of congress without doing their research or just trying to pull a fast one, fine that's what they do but for none of the journalist (for lack of a better word) who interviewed her or wrote articles about her to even question who she is in the slightest and just go along withe the 23 year old victim of a sexist system thing, is the true sign of the times. Read all the details here

"Barack Obama doesn't care about poor people"

I would have also accepted "Environmentalists don't care about poor people".

Soaring gas prices are not hurting the elite environmentalists who have money to spare, nor the unbathen idealists who don't have cars or running water.

Gas prices are hurting the working man, the little guy, the single mom, the struggling college kid, the pensioner.

Perhaps in a perfect world we would all drive our wind powered, algae fueled, solar cars, but, until then -- the jolly green bandwagon must roll on.

Sunday, March 4, 2012

Occupy random dirt lot.

I was absolutely shocked by this video... There are still occupy rallies? The Blaze reports about the violence and "brawl" that happened. I think they are over selling this one a little. This looked more like an adult version of romper room... 86 the room of course. I've seen more violence from two people going after the last bag of Mint Milano cookies at a local Walmart (btw I won) than in this "rally". I don't know which is worse, that Occupy is calling this a rally or that Tucson is calling this a park. Lastly can we talk about the gymnastics of the video? Not since the early 80's have I seen something this spectacular. The guy does a backwards somersault with only one shoe on while being three sheets to the wind. Eat your heart out Mary Lou! Read the article and watch the video here

The liberal pledge of allegiance.

I bet now Obama would put his hand over his heart while saying the pledge.

Saturday, March 3, 2012

Club Gitmo just added a $750,000 soccer field... That you paid for.

Now terrorists can FINALLY have a suitable soccer field to play on. I mean after a long hard day of plotting how to be-head Christian and Jewish people alike, sometimes you need to relax with a little football. For years I have been disgusted with the treatment of Gitmo detainees, I mean sure on average they gain 15 pounds while in prison (for lack of a better word), but that just proves they need more exercise options. In the past they just focused on arms and built their muscle by throwing their feces at the guards but now they are getting the respect and exercise they deserve... Ok enough with the sarcasm, what in thee heck (pardon my Utahnish) is going on?? Seriously? Trillions and trillions of dollars in debt and THIS is what we are spending our money on? I hope the taxpayers wake up soon cause with spending like this, we can't afford another 4 years of Obama.

$3,000.00 for birth control? Geez, take a night off once and awhile

She goes to Georgetown but isn't smart enough to go to one of the hundreds of places that sell birth control for under 15 bucks? How about this, if you want something, you PAY for it? Whether it be birth control, a house, a car or a frumpy women's blazer. She also might want to think about a career change because her "winning" argument is this is against women's rights? This just in... I don't want to pay for men to have condoms either.

Friday, March 2, 2012

Breitbart's videos on Obama will still be released

So in other words, Christmas in March!

The Blaze reports: "I have videos, this election we’re going to vet him,” new media mogul Andrew Breitbart proclaimed at this year’s CPAC event.

Breitbart was, of course, referring to clips that allegedly show President Barack Obama during his college days — videos that the media leader claimed would show “why racial division and class warfare are central to what hope and change was sold in 2008.”These tapes, which have inspired conspiracy theories surrounding what led to Breitbart’s death on Thursday of natural causes at the age of 43, are now purportedly going to be released. Read Article Here

One guy's view on Andrew Breitbart's death

Not sure what I think about this whole think but... To whom it may concern, I DON'T have any videos against Obama so no need to kill me...