Saturday, October 30, 2010

What the Chuck?

Oh...but wait there's more!

Check out this extra set of Ginsu knives! He pumps up the jams too! I can't wait to play this in my discontinued Walkman!

Give um by strutting

You never cared 2 by strutting

I seriously like it though! Very soulful! I'd buy it for a dollar!

I smell a franchize!

This guy is a Rockstar! He now has a doll! that a Kun-Fu grip I see! YESS! This doll looks like it could kick some serious Han Solo Ass! Other action figures beware! He'll strip you of your plastic grenades, and have you cryin' for lower rent in no time! I do miss seeing tiny isotoner gloves though.

Half of Democrats Think Obama Should Face Primary

via politicalwire An AP-Knowledge Networks poll finds that 47% of Democrats think Presidential Obama should be challenged for the 2012 Democratic presidential nomination while 51% say he should not be opposed.


Friday, October 29, 2010

Illinois Soldiers Wait for Ballots. Prisoners Get Hand Delivery.

Call me old fashioned but I say if you're willing to die for this country you should be able to vote the Dems out of office! Read about it here

Selfish much?

Yeah but in the neighbors defense, he probably REALLY wanted the house!

San Francisco: a place for your weed

King of Carbon

Via Daily Telegraph Climate change warrior Al Gore is under fire again, this time for leaving his car idling for an hour during an environment lecture in Sweden.



Thursday, October 28, 2010

Mohammed most popular boys name in....Great Britain?

via Mail Online
How do you say "what the hell?" in the Queen's English?

Remember November: The Final Act

Remember November: The Final Act from Republican Governors Association on Vimeo.

Apparently the answer is yes...

Shocker: Bush beats Obama 48/43 in new poll

Via HotAir According to pollster Doug Schoen, “Despite voters feelings toward Obama personally, 56 percent say he does not deserve to be re-elected..” Worse, Schoen adds, “43 percent say that Barack Obama has been a better president than George W. Bush, while 48 percent say Bush was a better president than Obama has been.”

USA, USA, USA!!!!!!

Bill Maher, the gift that keeps giving

Calling Republicans "ignorant hillbillies" is to be expected, but giving Obama an "A" !!!???
I didn't see that one coming, not even from this buffoon.

Oh no you didn't...

For the second time in one week an unruly band of citizens had the nerve to recite the pledge of allegiance....

Where in the World is Hillary Clinton?

One of the biggest elections of the century annnnnd.... cue the crickets.

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Why not? This is America!

Uh, yeah right Mr. President, next thing you know we'll be pressing 1 for English....

Ain't gonna lie, I kinda hope he wins...

Sure he's a little out there but his chicken is finger licken good!!

I'm laughing....but this just might work!

Waking up in Vegas

Via UK Telegraph A total of $69 million dollars paid to welfare recipients in California was spent on holidays, including gambling trips to Las Vegas, jaunts to Hawaii and pleasure cruises. Records showed that $11.8 million had been spent in Las Vegas, Nevada and hundreds of thousands of dollars more were spent in Hawaii. More money was withdrawn from cash machines near Disney World in Florida and on cruise ships, including ones sailing from Rio de Janeiro and Beijing.

Hmmm, maybe living in a welfare state isn't so bad after all....

'Red Meat' is right.

Well, at least they nailed it on the title.

Be sure to check out the rest of Vanity Fair’s Official 2010–11 Republican Beefcake Calendar for more examples of crappy Photoshopping skills and desperate media tactics.

Vanity Fair sure knows how to put the distaste in tasty ... whatever that means.

New Proposed Green Energy Plan!

Now THIS will work!

Not So Joyish

Mary Jane

I'm pretty sure that's exactly what the founding fathers had in mind....

el Punisher!

I don't know what's worse, the fact that the President of the United States wants Latinos to "punish their enemies" or that he actually felt the need to put unnecessary flair on the word Latinos.

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Great Halloween Costume Idea!

Trick line please...Treat!

When I see Pelosi, all I hear is "Who wants chowder?"

What's worse than her thinking the pledge is disrespectful?.... Knowing she's a teacher!

Satan got your tongue?

If it's Brown...flush it down...please!

Geez...who else can we thaw out to run for office? Jerry Brown? Really California? Really? What's the best microwave defroster setting to get Carter in office again? I want him running for office, lightly browned, but still pink socialist in the middle.

Really California?

If recent polls can be believed Jerry Brown has a rather healthy new lead on Meg Whitman. I don't know why this surprises me.

Monday, October 25, 2010

Free lunch.

The Raw Deal

The history of government spending. Well worth 7:35 minutes of your life. Interesting, informative and stylistically pleasing.

Global Telepromptering...

Can we finally all agree to stop using the word "orator" when referring to Obama?

A good substitution word: reader.

"The parliament building’s been open for more than 80 years, yet not until now has any political leader needed a video crutch so badly that he’d think to drag a ‘prompter in with him. In fact, so unfamiliar is this spectacle to Indians that local media actually has to explain what a teleprompter is. Actual quote from the Times of India story: “The prompters will make it look as if Obama is delivering an extempore speech, when he will actually be reading out from a transparent plate kept in front of him.” (via Hotair - view entire story)

Sunday, October 24, 2010

I'm having nightmares about the single worst decision...

And having to read the teleprompter? I'll never forget the line...line...he needs a line!

Saturday, October 23, 2010

el Voto Fraudo

"Along with showing a basic knowledge of U.S. history and government, applicants for citizenship are required to display an ability to read, write and speak ordinary English."

So then what's the point of having an election ad in Spanish, eh?

The Yuma Sun reported yesterday that Mi Familia Vota and One Vote Arizona submitted more than 3,000 voter registrations in Yuma County right before the deadline for registering voters. The groups submitted over 20,000 registrations statewide.  

What was not reported was the fact that over 65% of these last minute registrations were invalid due to the registrant not being a citizen, a wrong/invalid address, or a false signature. (via Big Government - View entire article)
No muy bueno, no muy bueno.

Friday, October 22, 2010

The Jolly Green Kingdom

Forget the fun and fantasy -- next time you visit Disneyland be sure to treat the entire family to a cold hard dose of psudo-reality, hypocricy and irony.

Before you're allowed to enter the "fun" part of the Inoventions Center which boasts a 100 inch television, countless high tech displays, and video games that are run with enough electricity to power a small city, you'll be treated to a sweet little lecture on..., that's right, saving electricity.

You'll gasp as you learn that a 200 watt light bulb actually uses 200 watts of electricity and be rewarded with a "Energy Superhero" button after helping to power fake wind mills with your own breath, but best of all you'll pledge to "save money, save energy and save the environment!"

Thank you Disneyland, now if you'll excuse me, I don't want to be late for the electric light show.

Now this is a Hope I believe in!

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Smells like sweet victory in here...

Death by Opinion

After having the balls to admit what most people already think ...

"when I get on the plane, I got to tell you, if I see people who are in Muslim garb and I think, you know, they are identifying themselves first and foremost as Muslims, I get worried. I get nervous.”

Juan Williams was fired from NPR, where apparently free speech is only cool if you'd like to wish death on Rush Limbaugh. By the way, NPR is a privately and PUBLICLY funded organization.

Can't wait to watch the sh!# storm that is sure to follow.......

Update: Calls increase for Congress to investigate and defund NPR while Juan Williams gets a sweet new $2 million deal from Fox. Just desserts are always so tasty.

Saturday, October 16, 2010

I heart Condi

Condoleeza Rice was brought back to my attention with the release of her new book Extraordinary, Ordinary People. She is an incredible role model with a highly impressive resume and personal story, not to mention a delightful personality. Of course, that's my opinion, to many she was a regular Uncle Tom with a crazy Mississippi Flip hair style. (For examples of what they really thought of her, Google her image and treat yourself to the crappy Photoshopping skills of every mom's basement living lefty with access to a computer.)

This woman is one of my favorite political figures, which is weird because I'm pretty sure I'm supposed to be a racist.

Friday, October 15, 2010

Webster's definition of "dirty little secret"

Wall Street slightly favors Democrats -- so the GOP must be in the tank for banks



Well, noone will ever accuse Biden of that...

High as a kite, literally.

Video: Townhall guy questions Obama on hypocrisy over CA pot legalization

....and all he gets for an answer is an unsolicited lecture on the beauty of amnesty.

Obamacare: A pig without lipstick.

ObamaCare bending the cost curve upward 47% in CT

"The state of Connecticut just approved a request by its largest private insurer for premium hikes of up to 47%. The Hartford Courant reports that the increases come as a direct result of the mandates included in ObamaCare."

So, it looks like Obamacare is doing exactly what was intended. Providing affordable coverage for everyone.

Wait, no, not that.

Causing everyone to drop their private insurance because they can no longer afford it, then forcing them to run to the government to beg for cheaper and/or free coverage.

Wow, those Socialists sure are sneaky.

The Fashion of Hope

Well at least we know who Barack WON'T be appointing as a fashion czar.....

Our liberty is fading people!

Ronald Reagan is the smartest dead guy I know!

Wednesday, October 13, 2010