Tuesday, November 30, 2010


Looks a little British Parliament all up in here.

Hmm, I guess it is okay to offend Christians

Fresh from the taxpayer funded Smithsonian Institution’s National Portrait Gallery!

The Smithsonian Institution’s National Portrait Gallery is under fire for hosting an exhibit that is filled with homoerotic art, an image of Ellen DeGeneres grabbing her breasts and a video of Jesus on a crucifix covered in ants, outraging conservative leaders and prompting some Republican lawmakers to call for a congressional investigation.

Incoming House Speaker John Boehner, R-Ohio, said he condemned the use of taxpayer money for the exhibit but would not call for the removal of the exhibit.

"American families have a right to expect better from recipients of taxpayer funds in a tough economy," Boehner said. "While the amount of money involved may be small, it’s symbolic of the arrogance Washington routinely applies to thousands of spending decisions involving Americans’ hard-earned money at a time when one in every 10 Americans is out of work and our children’s future is being threatened by debt. Read more

Side note:
let's just thank our lucky stars this wasn't an icon from a certain other religion.

UPDATE: Hmm, so maybe it's not okay to offend Christians.
Under pressure from outraged taxpayers and calls by members of Congress to investigate its funding, the National Portrait Gallery at the Smithsonian Institution removes a controversial video exhibit entitled 'A Fire in My Belly' — which includes a depiction of Jesus on the cross being eaten by ants.

Opting out of telling the whole story

While we were led to believe the opt-out protest was a huge bust, maybe there was a bit more to the story. Like how do you opt-out of a trip through the McLeery Scan if you're never asked to go through it?

Via Redstate "While we were there urging the public to opt out for five hours, the line moved very fast. What we observed was that not one person was asked to go through the machine. We did not see anyone being patted down after going through the gun detector machines either.

The media spun the whole Opt Out Day as a failure because the media failed to investigate whether the TSA was using these machines that day and if these enhanced’ pat downs were being done."

And here comes the Tequila Par-tay

Latino leaders swirl around the idea of a Tequila Party.

I don’t know if it’s going to happen, but there’s talk,” said Fernando Romero, president of the nonpartisan Hispanics in Politics, Nevada’s oldest Hispanic political group. “There’s discussion about empowerment of the Latino vote.” read more

With all the recent hubbub of the Tea Party, who wouldn't want to jump aboard the party barge? But if you ask me, that vote is already pretty damn powerful - if you have any doubts, just wait til election season, then slam a shot of tequila every time you hear the words "latino vote".

Saturday, November 27, 2010

Freedom Frisk?... Yes Please!

Sarah Palin points out hypocrisy in the media

Love her or hate her Sarah Palin does make a good point when she brings up the double standard with the way the media reports stories on her vs. Obama. With a recent facebook post she cleverly lists quite a few Obama gaffes which for some reason the media didn't pick up on. Now it could have been they were in the middle of Photoshopping his picture on MT. Rushmore or simply too busy finding Obama memorabilia to fill their hope chest with but either way when Obama makes a mistake the media is harder to find than a tree hugger at Bath and Body Works or the soap aisle in any given store. When Palin makes a mistake the media pounces on it like it's the last Chinese baby at the adoption agency....

Read Palin's facebook post here.

Pretend discrimination at the skating rink

So this lady is filing a lawsuit because she was asked to remove her headwear at a skating rink. Well, guess what hijab lady? You're not the first, I was asked to remove my headwear at a skating rink too.

Was I offended? No.

Were the other skaters offended by my hat hair? Probably.

Initially, I thought it sounded like a ridiculous request, but after giving it a little thought, I realized the request was not ridiculous at all. If my hat flies off while I'm in the middle of a killer salchow, someone might get hurt. Do I want little Timmy,to get tripped up over my runaway headwear? Absolutely not.

They will try to push this as a religious intolerance case, but it's total crap. The rink has a sign clearly skating NO HEADWEAR. They offered to let her wear a helmet over her headwear and she said no. They try to make the story even worse by claiming she missed the party -- um, they didn't ask her to leave, she just wasn't allowed to skate if she didn't follow the rules set out for her own safety.

Chris Christie on Jimmy Fallon

Government Motors cheesy thank you video

That's all fine and good that they feel like they've recovered enough to make some lame thank you video ... except for the fact that none of the company’s previous stockholders got any money, not one cent of compensation, yet the union is on its way to recovering all of its money.

“We just sat and watched [the stock offering]. We got nothing, screwed again.”

Via HotAir

Prepare for new junk searches...

Somali-born teenager plotted car bombing at Oregon tree lighting ceremony.

PORTLAND, Ore. – Federal agents in a sting operation arrested a Somali-born teenager just as he tried blowing up a van he believed was loaded with explosives at a crowded Christmas tree lighting ceremony in Portland, authorities said.

The bomb was an elaborate fake supplied by the agents and the public was never in danger, authorities said.

Mohamed Osman Mohamud, 19, was arrested at 5:40 p.m. Friday just after he dialed a cell phone that he thought would set off the blast but instead brought federal agents and police swooping down on him.

Yelling "Allahu Akbar!" — Arabic for "God is great!" — Mohamud tried to kick agents and police after he was taken into custody, according to prosecutors.

"The threat was very real," said Arthur Balizan, special agent in charge of the FBI in Oregon. "Our investigation shows that Mohamud was absolutely committed to carrying out an attack on a very grand scale,"

Read more

Number one: does this mean we will be naked scanned/junk searched before entering all vans and/or attending all tree lighting events?

Number two: how can they say the "threat was very real" when the guy was trying to blow up a van with fake explosives ... that they gave him?

Friday, November 26, 2010

Coming soon! - to a country near you

ENGLAND - Girl, 15, arrested over 'Facebook Koran burning video'

A teenager has been arrested on suspicion of inciting religious hatred after allegedly burning an English language version of the Koran.

The 15-year-old, who lives in the West Midlands, allegedly posted the video, filmed two weeks ago on her school premises, on Facebook. The video was reported to the school and subsequently removed, police said. A 14-year-old boy was arrested on Tuesday on suspicion of making threats. Both have been released on police bail. Read more

Hmmm, and here is where I wonder out loud if someone would be arrested for burning the holy book of any other religion? I'm gonna take an obvious leap and guess no.

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Opt-out Protest: Party of One

A big shout out to Jimmy for having the Speedo covered balls to do this...

But why are they calling the bike shorts a Speedo, and why is he calling Mr. Janet Napalitano big sis?

Pilgrims Hate Socialism.

National Wimp-Out Day

Instead of opting-out, looks like most holiday travelers are just wimping out. That's the spirit people, fight the power ... or not. Read more

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Despite his "mock turtle neck"...he knows what he's talking about!

Bankrupting America

Don't touch my va-jay-jay!

"Technique, technique, technique"

funny animated gif

Mythbusting TSA Competence

The goods start at about 1:05.

Are you $#!tting me?!!!

I don't know what to be more excited about ... the fact that my tax dollars are actually paying for this @#!t, or the fact that this innocent child now knows what it's like to live in a police state.

Korean Time Bomb

Another skirmish between the Koreas. Now if only one of these skirmishes was big enough to topple the completely insane government that runs the place. That would be a great day for the civilized world and especially great for for the millions of people that live (and starve) in North Korea a.k.a. the world's largest prison camp.

Coincidently, my recent documentary theme has been North Korea, last night's movie was Independent Lens: Seoul Train. The documentary follows defectors trying to seek refuge in, or simply pass through China. However, they are usually denied refugee status and instead arrested and returned to North Korea where they face severe punishment or execution.

In the scene shown, a North Korean family is trying to pass the gates of the Japanese Embassy. They were arrested and would normally have been returned to North Korea, but because the story became so high profile, the family was actually allowed passage to South Korea. None of the others in the movie were nearly as lucky.

So, what's the big deal with freedom? Watching this movie should clear that up for just about anybody...

Ground Zero Mosque Bids for Federal Funding

Excerpts from the AOL article View full story.

The developers of a proposed Islamic community center and mosque near ground zero are seeking federal redevelopment grants reportedly worth $5 million, further infuriating some families and first responders.

"I think it's an insult to the 9/11 families. It's another smack in the face," retired Deputy Fire Chief Jim Riches, who lost a firefighter son during the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks, told the Daily News.

"Why would we give them money ahead of so many other worthy groups?" Tim Brown, a retired firefighter who was a first responder on 9/11, told the New York Post.....

"We are now turning to the challenging but important task of sorting through the applications to identify those that address long-standing community and cultural needs," corporation spokesman John De Libero told the Daily News.

Those seeking funds must show a "nexus to revitalizing the World Trade Center site and its surroundings," Julie Menin, a member of the corporation's board, told The Times. Proposals focused on creating jobs and partnerships with other organizations in the area would be favored, she said. She told CNN the grants would range from $100,000 to $1 million.

"There are going to be very tough choices," she told The Times.

The grants are expected to be awarded early next year.

Monday, November 22, 2010

Human Rights Kabuki Theatre

Representatives from Iran, North Korea, Lybia and Cuba, amongst others, rip into the human rights abuses of the United States. No, really.

I'm having a hard time picking my favorite, I think I might have to go with North Korea, but probably only because I just watched Kimjongilia (available on Netflix Instant Play).

Wait a minute, did U.S. guy seriously just say he was "proud to be there ... humbled by the recognition"?! Dude!

Drinking game bonus word: Islamaphobia

Handy Holiday Travel Tips

Knowing what to expect is half the battle.

Friday, November 19, 2010

Con Air was sooo ahead of it's time.

It's funny cause it's true!

Junk Touching

Excerpts from the brilliant mind of Charles Krauthammer view entire article.

Not quite the 18th-century elegance of "Don't Tread on Me," but the age of Twitter has a different cadence from the age of the musket. What the modern battle cry lacks in archaic charm, it makes up for in full-body syllabic punch. Don't touch my junk is the anthem of the modern man, the Tea Party patriot, the late-life libertarian, the midterm election voter.

...everyone knows that the entire apparatus of the security line is a national homage to political correctness. Nowhere do more people meekly acquiesce to more useless inconvenience and needless indignity for less purpose.

The ultimate idiocy is the full-body screening of the pilot. The pilot doesn't need a bomb or box cutter to bring down a plane. All he has to do is drive it into the water, like the EgyptAir pilot who crashed his plane off Nantucket while intoning "I rely on God," killing all on board.

This time you have gone too far, Big Bro'. The sleeping giant awakes. Take my shoes, remove my belt, waste my time and try my patience. But don't touch my junk.

Bush on Leno

Wow, the difference 2 years (and an Obama presidency) can make.

Seriously, listen to the reception this guys gets.

Should be in public schools in about a week.

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Amen sista.

Ann Coulter hits the nail on the head with her latest rant on the grope fest going on at airports.

Read Rant Here

Regulating Stupidity

Okay, so the equivalent of 4 beers and 4 sodas crammed into the handy convenience of 1 can is pretty crazy, but if we're gonna let these people vote and go off to war, we should probably trust them to do their own shopping.

I think the terrorists might have won...

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Totally NOT Rawesome

Raw foods: the new scourge of society.

That just happened!

Dick Cheney makes fun of one of the many empty promises made by little Barry.

Dems: not the coldest beers in the fridge

In what appears to be an early Christmas present to American public, Democrats have decided to double-down, literally, keeping both Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi in leadership positions.

Read more about Pelosi here. See Reid video here (not recommended as it involves actually having to see Harry Reid.)

Enhanced security (in a Taiwanese nutshell)

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

We need more Flag Boy!

Toy pig removed from farm set to not offend Muslims...

Not that I agree with ridiculous over the top PC crap but why was there a cop on the farm in the first place?
Click here to read article

Yay! I LOVE backwards day!!

That's awesome.

After a California school asked this patriotic lad to remove the U.S. flag from his bike, he got a little back up from his friends....

In state tuition for illegals, hell yeah!

California court upholds in-state tuition rates for illegal immigrants.

Good news out of state college kids trying to go to school in California, apparently to get the good rate, all you have to do is establish residency...in Mexico. Really, it all makes perfect sense.

The California Supreme Court weighed in Monday on the politically charged immigration fray when it ruled that illegal immigrants are entitled to the same tuition breaks offered to in-state high school students to attend public colleges and universities. read more via Townhall

Reality bites.

Monday, November 15, 2010

Lame Duck Amnesty

After the raging success of the last crappy piece of legislation the Democrats rammed down our throats, who can blame them for wanting to make it a double? Not me my friend, not me.

Reid has promised a Senate vote on immigration legislation known as the DREAM Act, which would give hundreds of thousands of undocumented immigrants a conditional path to legal residency. As Congress reconvenes this week for the final session of the year, Reid now has roughly a month to make good on his promise.

TSA Screener accosts 3 year old...

Fresh from the "You gotta be $%!#ing me!" file....

Via Red State The TSA recently implemented new supposed security measures , which include a mandated trip through a full body scanner that shows you in all your naked glory, or lack thereof. It’s all cool, though, because if you don’t wish to have your naked body ogled, you can always get felt up instead via the new “enhanced pat-down” option. It’s all about choice, baby! Whichever you prefer: leering or groping.

Surely, you’d think, this wouldn’t be done randomly, but would rather be a targeted measure. And, you’d also think, certainly the absolutely random subjection of children to such “pat-downs” wouldn’t occur. Well, you’d be wrong on both counts. Of course this isn’t targeted – that would be too profile-y and stuff! Because, tolerance. Or something. You see, because we must tolerate those who wish to kill us, we cannot offend them. We cannot be perceived to be singling out a certain group. We must, therefore, waste time and resources using terrorism countermeasures against, you know, NON-terrorists. And we are to pretend that 90-year-old grandmas from Nebraska flew planes into buildings on September 11th. Or that three-year-old girls strapped bombs to their shoes or in their underwear.

Obamacare Waivers - 111 and counting

Well, isn't that convenient... and just a little bit hilarious. So I guess people really do put their own self interests first. Hmmm, that's weird and just another reason why socialism can't, won't, and doesn't work.

As a side note: gee, there sure are a lot of Unions on that list...
  • The Service Employees Benefit Fund
  • United Food and Commercial Workers Allied Trade Health & Welfare Trust Fund
  • International Brotherhood of Electrical Workers Union No. 195
  • Asbestos Workers Local 53 Welfare Fund
  • Employees Security Funds
  • Plumbers & Pipefitters Local 123 Welfare Fund
  • United Food and Commercial Workers Local 227
  • United Food and Commercial Workers Maximus Local 455
  • Service Employees International Union Local 25
  • United Food and Commercial Workers Local 1262
  • Musicians Health Fund Local 802
  • Hospitality Benefit Fund Local 17
  • Transport Workers Union
  • United Federation of Teachers Welfare Fund
  • International Union of Painters and Allied Trades (AFL-CIO)

Saturday, November 13, 2010

The Enhanced Pat Down (Lite)

Soooo, if we can't pat down these guys, seriously, what's the point?

CAIR: TSA Can Only Pat Down Muslim Women’s Head, Neck

The Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR) has issued a travel notice to Muslim airline passengers, warning them that new regulations from the Transportation Security Administration violate certain religious rules.

According to CAIR, the TSA’s new “enhanced pat down” policy should be limited to searching only around Muslim women’s head and neck if they are wearing a hijab and that Muslims objecting to the enhanced full-body scans have the right to request the pat-down procedure be done in a private place.

In February, the Figh Council of North America, a group of Islamic scholars, issued a fatwa, or religious ruling, that full-body scanners violate Islamic law. Read more via the Blaze

Ice Ice Baby

Friday, November 12, 2010

The Left Coast

if I ever lost you I don't know what I would do...

.... I'd probably move on, get another clone but there would be a 15 minute period there where I would....just be inconsolable.

Top Dems: Obama doesn't know what he's doing

That's cool, except I think he knows exactly what he's doing....

Lefty cannibalism, so delicious

Thank you sir, can I have another!

Miller Time

Oldie, but a soooo goodie!

School tells kid to ix-nay the U.S. flag

Oh, okay, so the school was concerned about racial tensions. Why didn't you just say that in the first place? I mean why wouldn't you ask a kid to remove the American flag from the bike he is riding.... in AMERICA?


Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Creeping Genocide

That's right, he said "creeping genocide". Yikes, just think of all the destruction that will take place between now and 2014! Can somebody please activate ObamaCare stat before anymore innocent lives are needlessly lost?

Affirmative Reaction


Forget about that joint stuff, did he really just say: "California voters did an an extraordinary job" ???

Okay, so maybe he was talking about propositions, but the words 'California', 'voter' and 'extraordinary' should never be used in the same sentence, at least not as long as Jerry Brown is in office, and as I can imagine, likely not anytime in the next decade.


George Bush does not hate black people

Summary: Kanye West was feeling fuss-trated when he called President Bush a racist and President Bush understands Con-ways frustration.

Explained: Why UPS Sucks

Cigarette smokers are too dumb to read...

The Food and Drug Administration announced a plan Wednesday to require cigarette packs to feature images of the health consequences of smoking, including photographs of dead bodies, cancer patients, and diseased lungs. One label illustrates the warning “Cigarettes cause fatal lung disease” with a picture of the feet of a dead body in a morgue.

The warnings are part of a series of new measures designed to reduce smoking. Others include the restriction of the terms “light,” “low,” and “mild,” and a ban on fruit- and candy-flavored cigarettes. The new warning requirement will go into effect on September 22, 2012. Read more at Washington Post

I can't wait to see the new Twinkie packaging....

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

He's Back!

Our favorite pissed off Lefty is back! Quick...let's get some popcorn going...I love comedies!

CA Borrowing $40M a day from Fed to pay unemployment

Via San Francisco Chronicle With one in every eight workers unemployed and empty state coffers, California is borrowing billions of dollars from the federal government to pay unemployment insurance. The Los Angeles Times reports that the state owes $8.6 billion already, and will have to come up with a $362-million payment to Washington by the end of next September.California tops the list of 32 states that have borrowed a total of $41 billion to pay claims.

No wonder these guys voted for a change in leadership. Psyche.

2010 New York Marathon Time Lapse

This has nothing to do with anything, except for being cool, .... and relaxing.

Jack Donaghy "might" run for Congress

Via Hot Air Oops, my mistake, it's actually Alec Baldwin, so the bad news is, if he wins I have to move to France, or something....

Monday, November 8, 2010


You go, cyber sister

The Tea Party in Four Minutes

Has a bit of a smug lefty bend, and some of the facts are squishy, but still an informative slash entertaining watch.

The Tea Party in Four Minutes

Sarah Palin snags cover of liberal mag...

My real favorite is the caption:

"Attack of the Middle Class - a confused & frightened citizenry votes against its own self interest"

Oh boy, with a headline like that, I can image how dead-on the actual article must be.
I'd pick up a copy, but then I'd probably smell like condescending out-of-touch Marxist hippy for the rest of the day.

Love him!

Sunday, November 7, 2010

This is just too good!

Obama fans asked about his economic views but for some reason they start defending where he was born....

Shake your money waster....

Two questions come to mind when I watch this video. 1) who's styling the first lady these days? 2) why do I think of Micheal Scott getting his groove on when I watch the First Man get his groove on?

And no Chris Mathews, my observations do not have an "ethnic element" to them. These days, being called a racist by the Leftern Hemisphere is like being blamed by the guy that just farted, for the fart.

CA E(lection) = idiots squared


Saturday, November 6, 2010

We are America

...and we really do kick ass.

Domestic terrorist is scared of new "armed hard right"

Well, most of the armed people I know aren't armed with explosives intended for the pentagon. I love this new tactic. Suddenly the right is 4 room compound filled with survivalists bent on government overthrow. Wait, what? Oh, I just described the Weather Underground, my mistake.

MSNBC anchor proudly admits he's a Socialist

Is this for real, do people really not understand what it would be like to actually "take away the guns"? Dude, that hen house might very well be utopia, but somebody's gotta keep the fox out.

It looked like he was going to cry. His long awaited dreams of wealth redistribution and failed soviet experiments were swept away during one long painful November night.

Friday, November 5, 2010

Karma is a beyotch...

Olbermann, famous for his love of the word "teabagger" and known for dedicating a good 20 minutes of his daily program to rage infused rants against W, has finally and officially jumped the shark.

via CBS News
Keith Olbermann has been suspended indefinitely without pay from MSNBC for making donations to three Democrats in violation of NBC's ethics policy.

"I became aware of Keith's political contributions late last night," Phil Griffin, President of MSNBC, said in a statement. "Mindful of NBC News policy and standards, I have suspended him indefinitely without pay."

Look out Obamacare, there's a new sheriff in town...

That Lego with the cowboy hat knows what's up!

The real entertainment starts in the middle!

Via Pravda - America says "NO" to Socialism

Americans who voted for Obama but never questioned his allegiance wised up and voted out his cronies November 2nd. The Republicans stormed into the House of Representatives and kicked out "Mad Woman Pelosi" as Speaker of the House. The Republicans gained more seats in the Senate and also more Republican Governors won across the country. Democrats barely held on to the Senate majority but the Republican House victory means Obama's socialist party train has stopped.

Even Obama's old Senate seat in Illinois was lost to Republican Mark Kirk. That's like Lucifer being replaced by St Michael in Hell and leading the devils to good. It just does not happen but it did. The same state that voted for Obama and the Democrats voted for a Republican. Imagine what Obama is saying now, "Et tu, Brute?"

Minorities won big for the Republicans. So much for the Democratic lie that Republicans are racists. Read more


During post election phone call to MoveOn, Obama signals that lefty agenda is full speed ahead....

Thought of the day: A wise man learns from the mistakes of others, a fool learns from his own. But in his defense, maybe Obama wasn't exactly around for the Carter era.

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Where you goin' now?!

Your party just got their ass kicked in the midterm elections! What are you doin' now?

I'm going to Mumbai!

What a complete Behar

Finally, signs of a back bone from the Republicans!

Mitch McConnell: "The formula is simple really," he said. "When the administration agrees with the American people, we will agree with the administration. If the administration wants cooperation, it will have to begin to move in our direction."
Read more here

Don't mess with the US

The money comment is at 1:14....

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Flashback: February 2009

Remember that one time when they said Republicans were extinct and Socialism was cool. Yeah, that was awesome.

San Francisco bans the Happy Meal

via SF Weekly Hallelujah! The government has finally come to the rescue of my suckish parenting skills.

In the past, if my kid wanted a grease laden meal with a toy in it, my kid got a grease laden meal with a toy in it.

But now, thanks to the San Francisco City Supervisors...there's no such thing as a grease laden meal with a toy in it! -- Can I get an Amen!

California took their chances alright....

Monday, November 1, 2010

Seeing Red

Yep, he's leading in the polls....

In Barney's defense, I can't say he lied because I can't understand one word he is saying!! I will however say the random CNBC reporter (for a lack of a better word) is a big sissy lala for not calling him out! Actually that IS what you do when someone lies especially if they are a congressman.

And I thought Nancy being third in line was scary....

And yet he is leading in the polls....

Amen Sammy!

Enter generic French laugh here.

One for the haters...