Friday, October 22, 2010

The Jolly Green Kingdom

Forget the fun and fantasy -- next time you visit Disneyland be sure to treat the entire family to a cold hard dose of psudo-reality, hypocricy and irony.

Before you're allowed to enter the "fun" part of the Inoventions Center which boasts a 100 inch television, countless high tech displays, and video games that are run with enough electricity to power a small city, you'll be treated to a sweet little lecture on..., that's right, saving electricity.

You'll gasp as you learn that a 200 watt light bulb actually uses 200 watts of electricity and be rewarded with a "Energy Superhero" button after helping to power fake wind mills with your own breath, but best of all you'll pledge to "save money, save energy and save the environment!"

Thank you Disneyland, now if you'll excuse me, I don't want to be late for the electric light show.

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