Chris Rock's thoughts on the 4th of July, makes me like Mel Gibson a whole lot more.

Chris Rock tweets his views on Independence Day saying, "Happy white peoples independence day the slaves weren't free but I'm sure they enjoyed fireworks". What the? I am so sick of hearing liberals rag on this country. If you can't celebrate the birth of this great nation with a little gratitude, leave. If you can't get over the history of slavery America has, get out... But you might want to learn some world history before you pack your bags, cause you'll see it's hard to find a country without slavery somewhere in their history. So Mr. Rock as you count your millions, maybe you can come up with one thing nice to say about this country on it's birthday? If not... Move!
Check out what Breitbart's crew thinks about this here

Abortions should only be legal in cases of rape, incest, mother's health or baby girls are icky.

Can't wait to see how the liberals spin their way out of this one. This video shows a soon to be mom going to Planned Parenthood to ask questions about getting an abortion because she doesn't want another girl and the PP lady not only doesn't bat an eye at the reason, but goes on to say that they don't judge why someone wants to get an abortion. How sweet of them... Too bad this isn't happening to puppies cause PETA and the Hollywood elite would have it shut down faster than they could say "is that cheese vegan?"

MSNBC questions whether or not fallen soldiers should be called heroes

When asked why I don't like MSNBC, this is just one of the many responses I can give.


From The Blaze:  "MSNBC is not known as a network that sympathizes with the wars in Iraq or Afghanistan, but this Memorial Day weekend, rather than put aside their political differences to salute our men and women in uniform, a panel on Chris Hayes’ show instead engaged in a debate over how to refer to our fallen soldiers.
Specifically, the panel debated over using words like “hero” because– in their words– the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan aren’t “worthy” causes."...

"After reassuring that there is honor and valor in the military, Goldberg said: “It’s more just that, it’s a way of ennobling sacrifices that have a lot of nobility for the individual, but to say that someone kind of died heroically suggests that they died worthily, or that they died in the pursuit of a worthy endeavor…” [Emphasis added]"
Read the full article here

The Liberal's war on the arts!

Okay that's a stretch but if the left can say the GOP is waging  a war on women because we think that they should pay for their own birth control then I'm going to say the left is having a war on the arts because a Utah high school cut it's arts program budget to pay a federal (Michelle Obama) fine for allowing kids to buy soda during lunch time... Yep, you read that right. $15,000 dollar fine for breaking a federal law by allowing high school students to have a carbonated beverage at the wrong time of the day. The other creepy thing is, who found out about Davis high selling fizzy drinks in the fat hour anyway? Do we really pay people to go from high school to high school to enforce this law? Cause if so, can you guess the first budget cut I'd make if I became president? Okay back to the point, you think it's weird to not let high school kids drink soda because someone thinks it's not healthy? Wait until you see what you can have. Let's go over the can and cannot shall we? Coke can't be sold but Gatorade and other sports drinks (that have sugar in them) can.. Licorice can't be sold but Snickers can because they are considered nutritious because they have nuts in them. For some unknown reason ice cream can be sold. So in short, you can sell a Gatorade float with a Snickers bar on top but don't you DARE sell a Diet Sprite!

On a separate note, I am in the process of building my Sodamobile that will be appearing across the street from high schools and will be making a crap ton of money on this administration's Nazi-like laws.

Smack down, Sean Hannity style

So an Occupy guy goes on the Sean Hannity show and in true liberal fashion makes fun of not only the host but Fox News in general. The great thing is later when he admits he's never seen the Hannity show before... Anyway, let's get to the problems we face and who's to blame. This just in, blaming Bush has gotten old so... Let's blame the NYPD? Serious? He is honestly saying that the NYPD sent down criminals to Zuccotti Park to make them look bad? Umm from the pics I have seen of the so called movement, their nappy dreads stuffed under a dirty knit cap, that sits high on their unwashed bodies sporting a dingy brown/ torn in all the gross places Che tee and shorts that were pants in a previous life makes them look bad enough, they def don't need any help from the police. But at least he did come with evidence to back up his claim, he said cause the N.Y. Times said so... Oh well then, it must be true, cause they have proven to be an unbiased hard hitting journalistic organization... Maybe it's just me but if I had files that proved NYPD sent rapist down to the park... I would have made sure I brought them, even if it meant I didn't have room for my oh so 90's facial hair. How delusional do you have to be to say, housing, dental, medical and transportation should be FREE! Do they not have any concept of how the real world works? Is it all tooth fairies and Santa Clauses in his mind? The hard part is going to bed, but all of that "work" pays off when you wake up and find... Free crap! What an idiot. Also, I don't think I'm going to take advice on how to fix America's problems from a guy that doesn't even know who's writing him the checks he's cashing. Annnd I love the part where capitalism failed because HE lost his job. What a self absorbed, entitled, arrogant piece this guy is! Anyway, here's the video.

FBI 1 Occupy 0

So some Occupy leaders were apparently named as suspects in a plot to blow up a bridge. Well good thing for us they suck at blowing things up just as much as they suck at life.

"The official said that during the investigation, several of the suspects repeatedly complained that the Occupy Wall Street movement, which had spread to other cities from New York, wasn't violent enough. Douglas L. Wright, 26; Brandon L. Baxter, 20; and Anthony Hayne, 35, were arrested by members of the FBI's Joint Terrorism Task Force Monday night on charges of conspiracy and attempted use of explosive materials to damage physical property affecting interstate commerce. Also arrested were Connor C. Stevens, 20, and Joshua S. Stafford, 23. The complaint said while the group had not figured out how they would demolish the signs, according to Wright, "the signs are the most important part [of the plan] because they need to make sure everyone knows that the action was against corporate America and the financial system, and not just some random acts." "Clearly, their targets are completely aligned with those of any official Occupy movement. When the Tea Party was at its peak, Democrats and news media were quick to blame the Tea Party for any and every violent incident of protest around the country--and then some. How quick will they be to point out the roll of Democrats and even Barack Obama in pushing the Occupy movement, now breeding violence across America?" Read Breitbart Article Here

Occupy... We're still doing this huh?

I like the guy that says he doesn't have a job or pay taxes... Oh then let's listen to you on how to fix things. These guys are a joke, well if jokes aren't funny but just annoying and pathetic.

Oh, the sweet smell of irony. Of course, anything must smell sweet next to these guys.

Nikon camera to catch all your tree hugging friends at a protest? $475. Apple Ipad to stream live video of your dirty knit cap friends chanting sayings that have nothing to do with the protest? $595. Soap, shampoo, toothpaste and deodorant to look your best for the news cameras?... Who are we kidding? $0.00. Protesting against the very corporations that you (your parents) bought all your cool gadgets from?... Effing retarded!

More lefty cannibalism...sooo meaty

Hmmm, good question. Who will fill the gigantic void of seething leftist rage left by K-Olb?

Only time will tell, for now, my money's on big Ed...

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Sarah Palin snags cover of liberal mag...

My real favorite is the caption:

"Attack of the Middle Class - a confused & frightened citizenry votes against its own self interest"

Oh boy, with a headline like that, I can image how dead-on the actual article must be.
I'd pick up a copy, but then I'd probably smell like condescending out-of-touch Marxist hippy for the rest of the day.