S#!t Spreaders of the World Unite.

via Breitbart Surveillance video captured Occupy Wall Street demonstrators just before 8 p.m. on March 14 dragging large quantities of human urine and feces in containers to an open-air plaza at the corner of Nassau and Cedar Streets in Lower Manhattan, then pouring the waste down the stairs there. In a separate incident the same night, approximately 20 minutes later, one of the suspects entered a Chase ATM vestibule on Water Street and poured the human waste inside the vestibule.

According to NYPD sources: “A witness provided a license plate number of the van used to transport the waste and Jordan Brooks Amos, 25, of Philadelphia, PA its registered owner, was apprehended March 16 on Wall Street and charged with Unlawful Possession of Noxious Matter (human urine and feces) and Aggravated Unlicensed Operation of Motor Vehicle. Police also recovered a stun gun from inside the vehicle.”



Occupiers: what is your end game?

If you think a revolution of the Russian variety will solve all your ills, think again, you will merely be at the bottom of a much, much crappier barrel.

The People's Car.

This simply does not work!

Government Motors cheesy thank you video

That's all fine and good that they feel like they've recovered enough to make some lame thank you video ... except for the fact that none of the company’s previous stockholders got any money, not one cent of compensation, yet the union is on its way to recovering all of its money.

“We just sat and watched [the stock offering]. We got nothing, screwed again.”

Via HotAir

Junk Touching

Excerpts from the brilliant mind of Charles Krauthammer view entire article.

Not quite the 18th-century elegance of "Don't Tread on Me," but the age of Twitter has a different cadence from the age of the musket. What the modern battle cry lacks in archaic charm, it makes up for in full-body syllabic punch. Don't touch my junk is the anthem of the modern man, the Tea Party patriot, the late-life libertarian, the midterm election voter.

...everyone knows that the entire apparatus of the security line is a national homage to political correctness. Nowhere do more people meekly acquiesce to more useless inconvenience and needless indignity for less purpose.

The ultimate idiocy is the full-body screening of the pilot. The pilot doesn't need a bomb or box cutter to bring down a plane. All he has to do is drive it into the water, like the EgyptAir pilot who crashed his plane off Nantucket while intoning "I rely on God," killing all on board.

This time you have gone too far, Big Bro'. The sleeping giant awakes. Take my shoes, remove my belt, waste my time and try my patience. But don't touch my junk.

Reality bites.

Explained: Why UPS Sucks

Cigarette smokers are too dumb to read...

The Food and Drug Administration announced a plan Wednesday to require cigarette packs to feature images of the health consequences of smoking, including photographs of dead bodies, cancer patients, and diseased lungs. One label illustrates the warning “Cigarettes cause fatal lung disease” with a picture of the feet of a dead body in a morgue.

The warnings are part of a series of new measures designed to reduce smoking. Others include the restriction of the terms “light,” “low,” and “mild,” and a ban on fruit- and candy-flavored cigarettes. The new warning requirement will go into effect on September 22, 2012. Read more at Washington Post

I can't wait to see the new Twinkie packaging....

Where you goin' now?!

Your party just got their ass kicked in the midterm elections! What are you doin' now?

I'm going to Mumbai!

Yep, he's leading in the polls....

In Barney's defense, I can't say he lied because I can't understand one word he is saying!! I will however say the random CNBC reporter (for a lack of a better word) is a big sissy lala for not calling him out! Actually that IS what you do when someone lies especially if they are a congressman.

And yet he is leading in the polls....

Restoring Insanity...

What the Chuck?

Waking up in Vegas

Via UK Telegraph A total of $69 million dollars paid to welfare recipients in California was spent on holidays, including gambling trips to Las Vegas, jaunts to Hawaii and pleasure cruises. Records showed that $11.8 million had been spent in Las Vegas, Nevada and hundreds of thousands of dollars more were spent in Hawaii. More money was withdrawn from cash machines near Disney World in Florida and on cruise ships, including ones sailing from Rio de Janeiro and Beijing.

Hmmm, maybe living in a welfare state isn't so bad after all....

Motor City Madness